CAN SOMEONE HELP ME WITH EXCUSES TO LEAVE WORK!

I am sitting here working wondering what excuse I can use to get out there fishing today! The problem I am facing is my boss knows how much I go fishing. He has said twice today, its nice out there.

He lives by where the boat ramp is and has to drive past all the other ramps to get to his house. I have personalised plates on both my cars!
I need a few excuses to help support this habit I have........

Don't let work get in the way of pleasure Mandy....Get a new Boss lol

No need for excuses. Get your boss out on the water, then he will have to buy his own ski, and then guess what... "it's looking nice out there Mandy... should we go?"

Thats the easiest way for you to start out fishing your husband !!

Yes true!!! He is always keen to go fishing but when there is work to do someone has to do it. Plus I need a job to pay for my hobbies.
Otherwise I will have no gas in my ski and you will be towing me around fishing!
This time last year I had 8 months off and I was out fishing at least 3 times a week.
The bank balance went down hill fast and the good life came to an end!
Went you are blonde mandy it is important to make sure you maintain a high standard and this comes with a cost..........plus I am saving for a pink ski!!!
Andrew is out there modifing the chilly bin to cope with the full load it will be carrying tomorrow