ski biscuits

Sunday morning decided to take my kids and the neibours visiters kids for a ride on the sea biscuit,before my planned trip to tow some plastic around in hope of hookin a malin.any way it was all going well i even talked my father inlaw to havin a go i thought this was my big chance at havin a laugh at his exspence but when i looked back and saw the sheer terror in his eyes and the glear from my wifes i thought better of it.
then my wife and neighbour proceded to talk me into it,stupid me.so i lay on this death trap and chummy floored it idon't think the biscuit even touched the water be fore i was spat off.trying to stand up pull me shorts back on and catch me breath in one movement was't easy.I must be a slow learner as i hopped back on i heard my wife yell out to chummy DON'T YOU HURT HIM HES OUR BREAD WINNER,well the bastard floored it again then throws the ski into a tight turn,i knew this was goin to hurt bigtime.next think i know im cartwheelin across the water and me headcomes to what feels like a sudden stop while my bodie carried on.S#$t i thought for a split second i can't move.won't bour ya with details but had a ride in the ambo to Waikato Hospital which took 4 hours and spent the nite there,(not much fun) I am still wearing a neck brace but hope to be back at work next week[img][/img]

Sub Optimal!!!

Ouch, first biscuit injury ive seen! Hope you feel better soon!

i forgott to state that iv,e already had a broken neck and a spinal fusion and im suspose to take life easy(no fun in that).

Ouch...with mates like that who needs enemies lol, hope you feel better soon

Take it easy Glen, will remember that when I come down..